is to adorn a unicorn." -author unknown
Congratulations to my friend and mentor JRose (who has given me pointers on how to get this blog thing going) on becoming a blog of note! Your Cheeseblarg is a wonderful place to unwind at the end of the day, since there is a general dearth of llama merchandise at the thrift store, I felt this lesson on unicorns would be apropos ~
A brief lesson on understanding the gentle unicorn~ (Taken from --Le Bestiaire Divin de Guillaume, Clerc de Normandic--(of the thirteenth century))
"The unicorn has but one horn in the middle of its forehead."
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| (Hi, good to meet you!) |
"It is the only animal that ventures to attack the elephant; and so sharp is the nail of its foot, that with one blew it can rip the belly of that beast."
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| More muscles than Barry Bonds, (when he was taking steroids allegedly) |
"Hunters can catch the unicorn only by placing a young virgin in its haunts. No sooner does he see the damsel..."
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| well she's "like a virgin" anyway |
"than he runs towards her, and lies
down at her feet,"
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| Hey there gorgeous |
Umm, How could you not lay down all the time, if your feet come out of your neck?
"and so suffers himself to be captured by the hunters."
lmao. I actually enjoyed that... (follower of cheeseblarg, but gonna follow u too!)
ReplyDeleteWow, I must say, you know your unicorns. Caught all the varieties (except the rare velvet painting) like some sort of autistic Poke-fanatic.
ReplyDeletethanks =) I like followers, and I have plenty more unicorns for future posts, don't think you've seen them all by a long shot
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious! Following you (on recommendation of Miss JRose of The Cheeseblarg!)
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