is to adorn a unicorn." -author unknown
Congratulations to my friend and mentor JRose (who has given me pointers on how to get this blog thing going) on becoming a blog of note! Your Cheeseblarg is a wonderful place to unwind at the end of the day, since there is a general dearth of llama merchandise at the thrift store, I felt this lesson on unicorns would be apropos ~
A brief lesson on understanding the gentle unicorn~
(Taken from --Le Bestiaire Divin de Guillaume, Clerc de Normandic--(of the thirteenth century))
"The unicorn has but one horn in the middle of its forehead."
|(Hi, good to meet you!)|
"It is the only animal that ventures to attack the elephant; and so sharp is the nail of its foot, that with one blew it can rip the belly of that beast."
|More muscles than Barry Bonds, (when he was taking steroids allegedly)|
"Hunters can catch the unicorn only by placing a young virgin in its haunts. No sooner does he see the damsel..."
|well she's "like a virgin" anyway|
"than he runs towards her, and lies
down at her feet,"
|Hey there gorgeous|
Umm, How could you not lay down all the time, if your feet come out of your neck?
"and so suffers himself to be captured by the hunters."