Thursday, April 28

The last clown standing (Please Vote)

Welcome one and all to the Creepy Clown Olympics, where we pit clown against clown in the mortal combat of inflicting permanent mental trauma! 

This week we have the 2-dimensional competition,

lets meet the contestants:

First we have Binkels, he likes to sneek up on children from the toy box

"I just want to play with you"
Second we have Carrot Jackson, who seems a bit preoccupied

“Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.”
OK... Next we have his brother Listless, the recovering sad clown

"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense."
and finally we have the tag team: Borzak and Ringo, working towards a darker tomorrow

"you're such a tasty looking doggie, ywess you are!"

PLEASE vote for the most disturbing clown in the comments,

Results will be posted Monday!


  1. I'm going to have to go with Binkels.

  2. I'm going with Carrot Jackson.
    (He's on facebook, you know.)

  3. Also, I recognize the Watchmen quote.

  4. That Watchmen quote bothers me most of all. The Comedian was a child murderer and a rapist who considered humanity a lost cause and believed the world would inevitably be destroyed by nuclear weapons wielded by men who had no idea of their destructive capabilities. Good joke, though.

  5. for reference, the watchman quote was ment to be taken out of context

  6. By the way, Drewm, you didn't say which clown you picked, or did you pick Listless?

  7. I'm a little confused - is it strictly on the picture, or are we to consider the text as well? I actually like clowns. Oh well...

  8. oh anonymous, you make me giggle, but i believe we are supposed to judge the pictures alone but i'm slightly moved to pick another "favorite" if i had to do pic AND quote! LOL! if on pic alone, i would have to go with Binkels, but on pick and quote I'd have to say the terrible duo...i love little doggies and i don't like the idea of clowns eating them! :P

  9. For someone who's read The Watchmen, it's impossible to separate the quote from its context. It's too depressing. You should totally read it.

    For the record, I'm terrified of dogs. The clowns are fine, but that dog... ugh. Again, I refer you to The Watchmen. Nasty Stuff. Really great.

  10. I'm going with Binkels. He makes my blood run cold!

  11. Carrot Jackson for sure! He's in the banner image for good reason!

  12. liking Watchman and still thinking it was such a freaky show must be a "guy" thing that i will never get..Binkels for me too..


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