IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE!
It has been recently announced that Saturday the 21st is to be Judgment Day (dun DUN DUNNNNN!!!) and as a result
Animals everywhere are making sacrifices,
|in related news large numbers of seniors have been missing, last seen at the park|
In fact, it has even been reported that they are coming together and resolving their differences
|"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it." -Lincoln|
So there you have it "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"