OK, I admit it, I have a thing against clowns, though I do often find them creepy, it's not really because they scare me, (since most clowns are played by women and skinny men I'm confident in my ability to take a rogue one down)
No, it's mainly because there pretty much never funny, that and there creepy, (did I mention that)
well lets see what I can do to help out;
Why don't monsters eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What do you get when you cross a witch and a clown?
And Finally -
Why did the clown cross the road?
To find his rubber chicken!!
and a special thanks to Jason S. who is anything but a class clown